GRINGO STARR FILES: DELUSIONS OF GRAND DOR

INTRODUCING CHEF BOI HARD DEEE!!!!:








 

 

 

 

 

GRINGO STARR SITS DOWN WITH THE KING OF CHEEKS HIMSELF

NEEN WILLIAMS

AS SEEN IN LUMPSUM #5 THE TITTY ISSUE-

Neen Cheeks

GS:SO WHAT UP NEEN I WANT TO START OFF BY SAYING THANK YOU FOR TAKING TIME OUT OF YOUR CHEEK SMASHING SCHEDULE TO SIT DOWN AND TALK TO ME.

NW:HAHA, NO PROBLEM BUD!!

GS:SO I GUESS I’LL JUSTSTART OFF BY ASKING YOU HOW THE SUPRA TOUR WAS

NW: IT WAS SICK

 

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GS:WAS THERE A LOT OF COOL SHIT TO SKATE OUT THERE?

NW:FOR THE MOST PART WE BASICALLY DID DEMOS BUT YEAH WHEN WE GOT THE CHANCE THE SPOTS WERE DOPE

GS:RAD, I GOTTA MAKE IT OUT THERE SOMEDAY. ANYPLACE WHERE YOU CAN FREELY DRINK ON THE STREET WITHOUT GETTING HASSLED IS WHERE I WANT TO BE.

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GS:SPEAKING OF WHICH I SAW THAT PHOTO OF YOU AND THE VENDING MACHINE, SAKE REALLY?

NW:YEAH,YOU BASSICALLY DROP A FEW COINS IN AND NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU’RE WASTED.

GS:I GOTTA GO THERE. ALRIGHT ON TO THE GOOD SHIT,WHEN DID THE CHEEKS COME INTO THE PICTURE?

NW:THE WHOLE TIME,IN THE PHILIPINES FOR 15 BUCKS A CHICK WILL COME TO YOUR HOTEL ROOM FOR AN HOUR AND A HALF SHE WILL GIVE YOU A MASSAGE.

GS:DAMN ESSENTIAL

NW:YEAH I CALL THE CHEEKS OUT THERE LONG BACKS

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GS: HAHA, HOW WOULD YOU DEFINE A “LONG BACK”

NW:A LONG BACK IS A CHEEK WITH NO CHEEKS

GS:THATS FUCKING FUNNY, SO WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU ARE A CHEEK MAN OR A BREASTS MAN?

NW:OH, I’M A CHEEK MAN ALL THE WAY!!

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GS:WORD!!ME TOO. SO WHY DO YOU LIKE CHEEKS MORE THAN TITTIES CUZ THIS IS THE TITTY ISSUE AFTER ALL.

NW:WELL THERE’S ONLY SO MUCH YOU CAN DO WITH TITS CUZ YOU CANT SLAP TITTIES UNLESS THE CHICK IS INTO IT!!

GS: YEAH YOU DONT WANT TO POP AN IMPLANT

NW:EXACTLY, AND ITS KINDA RARE TO ENCOUNTER A CHICK WITH FAKE CHEEKS!!

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GS:DID THE LA CHEEKS MISS YOU WHILE YOU WERE ABROAD?

NW:WHO KNOW’S

GS: SO ON A SERIOUS NOTE, WHEN IS THE DEATHWISH VIDEO COME OUT?

NW:UM MARCH I BELIEVE

GS:ARE YOU PSYCHED?

NW:HELL YEAH!!

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GS: SO HOW DO YOU PREPARE FOR THESE VIDEOS?

NW:LOT’S OF BOOZE AND LOT’S OF CHEEKS

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GS:SOUNDS GOOD, ANY LONG BACKS?

NW: NAW, MAYBE IF THEY FIND THEIR WAY TO MY PAD

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GS:HAHA WORD WELL THANKS AGAIN BROTHER YOU GOT ANY SHOUT OUTS?

NW:YEAH, ALL MY SPONSORS,FRIENDS,FAM,THANKS FOR HELPING ME OUT YA’LL ARE ESSENTIAL!!

GS:DOPE, OH WAIT ONE LAST QUESTION, HOW MANY CHEEKS WOULD YOU SAY THAT YOU’VE GOT THROUGH INSTA?

NW:HAHA, FIF!!

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THE BLACKOUT BANK ACCOUNT:

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DOR-BUDDHA

So last night I got my paycheck and before I went out I hid some money and this is what I call the Blackout Bank Account. This plan really works. Before you go out put some money away (at least $200). Take out only what you will need for the evening. The plan is to get completely blackout drunk so by the time you get home you forgot completely where you left your money. This plan works kiddies so if you ever wanna save money and you like to drink, do this, and the next morning you’ll be a lot richer (if you can find your money that is). Don’t freak out, trashing your place by rummaging through your crap looking for your loot. Trust me; you’ll be stoked when you find it one day. And for the record, I haven’t found my scrill people. Much love to my gremlins and goblins. Keep it classy-a few words from Gringo Starr.

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